Sunday, July 13, 2014

Awkward - a short romantic comedy (based on a doodle I made?)


Please, come in Dr. Kens! Here, have a seat--oh, but please close the door behind you, we don't want the rest of the lab to hear this. Thank you. Right, so onto--would you like some water?--no, there's nothing wrong, no need to worry. I was just.... well, I called you into my office today to address a small personal matter. Between us.

We're good friends, you and I--I daresay, no one else has been closer to me than you. Because you are one of the brightest human minds I have ever observed in my lifetime--let me finish--as soon as I brought you to work here at Labs with me, I wanted to be sure I could collaborate alongside you as often as possible. In light of that, in light of spending so much time together, I--there's no need to look so uncomfortable, doctor! Everything is fine, I simply... err, you see...Hm.

Thank you, no...actually, I'm feeling a little uncomfortable myself...only because I'm uncertain how to approach the subject. I'm sure you can imagine how unusual that is for me--I was programmed to be a perfect communicator! Well, how about I just come right out and ask this directly?

Dr. Kens, are you in love with me?


Dr. Kens, wait! come back here. Dr Kens, really now, you know you can't break that down. You designed the damn thing--Dr. Kens....



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